Welcome to the official online companion to the best-known zine on the planet, Crappy Messed-Up Zine for Losers. We'd like to take this opportunity to extend a special "bonjour" to all our francophone friends, and remind all of you to search out and purchase the paper version, the cover of which is shown to your left (available only in Toronto, so be sure to gas up the car), because when you logged on to this site, we automatically got your name and address (Thank You, Tripod.com!). So think about it. Think about your family vomiting in terror. Buy our zine wherever better zines are sold.

And remember, sign the guestbook and die!

No, wait. That's OR die. Or die.